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Bloink

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 July 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 40667
  • Number of comments : 221
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Bloink : "I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"

Bloink's page activity

Visits<b>rogwest</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 10:38pm<b>behappyitsover</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 5:11pm<b>Kaity_Bugg99</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 1:31pm<b>jake_braves</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 5:36am<b>four0seven</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 2:12am<b>delichick</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 7:38pm<b>BonerFart</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 2:40pm<b>orangejubejube</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 8:23pm<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 1:24pm<b>pandor</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 6:01pm<b>ebonyirony</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 1:22pm<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 2:01pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 6:24pm<b>invadermaythe1st</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 7:03am<b>majoroftheair</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 11:49pm<b>amburrjade</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 1:32am<b>doc1220</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 2:50am<b>MyGFisaturd</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 4:33pm

Fucked!<b>delichick</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 1:30am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 2:23pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 2:36pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 8:33am<b>linbabe17</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 6:33am

Bloink's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

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Bloink's favorite FMLs

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

by notdrivinganytimesoon / 03/03/2015 at 9:35pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML

by miewann / 03/03/2015 at 2:06pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work

Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

by Banana_Lord / 03/03/2015 at 5:41am / United Kingdom (Fife) / Miscellaneous

Today, I fell out of a window while trying to close it so no one would fall out. FML

by meeeee! / 03/02/2015 at 8:26am / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous

Today, after a 7 year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML

by love and tolerape, apparently / 03/01/2015 at 2:24pm / India (Jharkhand) / Intimacy

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2015 at 9:16am / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML

by FreshDonuts / 02/28/2015 at 12:03am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy

Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML

by Y_Y / 02/27/2015 at 3:20pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML

by Anonymous / 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I am dating a puppy. FML

by failuretolaunch2 / 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

by Fuck / 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, my mom sent me a pic of a blank paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML

by toastynippies / 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband again lost his keys. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML

by wife / 02/21/2015 at 10:47pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

by Anonymous / 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

by secret / 02/14/2015 at 9:10am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous