About Bloink : "I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"
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Bloink's favorite FMLs
by notdrivinganytimesoon / 03/03/2015 at 9:35pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got fired from my new waitress job after 2 shifts. They said I wasn't experienced enough to handle the fast pace. I thought I'd been doing well so I asked my friend who works there what really happened. Apparently not showing my boobs enough at a family place was grounds for dismissal. FML
by miewann / 03/03/2015 at 2:06pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML
by Banana_Lord / 03/03/2015 at 5:41am / United Kingdom (Fife) / Miscellaneous
by meeeee! / 03/02/2015 at 8:26am / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a 7 year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML
by love and tolerape, apparently / 03/01/2015 at 2:24pm / India (Jharkhand) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/28/2015 at 9:16am / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Miscellaneous
by FreshDonuts / 02/28/2015 at 12:03am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML
by Y_Y / 02/27/2015 at 3:20pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by failuretolaunch2 / 02/25/2015 at 10:31pm / United States / Intimacy
by Fuck / 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by toastynippies / 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband again lost his keys. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML
by wife / 02/21/2015 at 10:47pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by secret / 02/14/2015 at 9:10am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous