About Bloink : "I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"
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Bloink's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 03/19/2015 at 1:01am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone call. They were impressed with me. That's when my son decided to throw a tantrum asking for food. After some silence, the caller told me they were looking for someone who wasn't juggling little kids at home and hung up. My son is 20. FML
by Stressed Mother / 03/18/2015 at 5:26pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/17/2015 at 5:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by nomorealcoholeva / 03/14/2015 at 12:52pm / Norway (Nordland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that the reason I didn't get the job that I have been working my butt off for over a year for is because they can't find anybody who can do my current job as good as me. I am too good to be promoted. FML
by hard work doesn't work / 03/13/2015 at 2:21am / United States (Texas) / Work
by psh_idontbite / 03/12/2015 at 11:55pm / United States / Animals
Today, I was walking my dog. Suddenly, my insane neighbor who loves dogs a bit too much comes over and asks to pet my dog. I say OK, thinking that if I watch her, she won't do anything. I turn around to make sure no cars are coming and when I turn back, she's trying to steal my dog. FML
by teecrafter2038 / 03/12/2015 at 10:07am / United States (New York) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/12/2015 at 9:43am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by parkoursam / 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/09/2015 at 8:15am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by fruitoftheloom / 03/09/2015 at 1:13am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by NoHamForMeThanks / 03/08/2015 at 10:36pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by cheshirealyce / 03/05/2015 at 12:36pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
by Highnapple / 03/04/2015 at 2:55am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
- Today, my boss called me in to work on my only day off in two weeks. After working more than a full… Today, I discovered our dog anxiety-sharts in his sleep. I found this out after a couple nights of… Today, my cousin was using my iPad. He "accidentally dropped" it out the window 3 stories up. It's…