About Bloink : "I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"
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by Darbstar101 / 04/08/2015 at 9:00am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
by f my lifw / 04/07/2015 at 11:43am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by mrningbrd / 04/07/2015 at 8:38am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/06/2015 at 8:44pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by tee / 04/06/2015 at 4:02pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML
by tannerrosetx_1 / 04/06/2015 at 7:44am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/05/2015 at 11:31pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML
by gooddaydude / 04/04/2015 at 3:32pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML
by usadisvet / 04/02/2015 at 2:43am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by billy / 03/31/2015 at 6:54am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
by lucasbeck99 / 03/31/2015 at 5:35am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/30/2015 at 6:30am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/29/2015 at 11:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML
by M.SHUKRI / 03/29/2015 at 8:54am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by soontobewidow / 03/28/2015 at 5:20am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Intimacy
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