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Bloink

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 July 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 40588
  • Number of comments : 221
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Bloink : "I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"

Bloink's page activity

Visits<b>rogwest</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 10:38pm<b>behappyitsover</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 5:11pm<b>Kaity_Bugg99</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 1:31pm<b>jake_braves</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 5:36am<b>four0seven</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 2:12am<b>delichick</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 7:38pm<b>BonerFart</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 2:40pm<b>orangejubejube</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 8:23pm<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 1:24pm<b>pandor</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 6:01pm<b>ebonyirony</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 1:22pm<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 2:01pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 6:24pm<b>invadermaythe1st</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 7:03am<b>majoroftheair</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 11:49pm<b>amburrjade</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 1:32am<b>doc1220</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 2:50am<b>MyGFisaturd</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 4:33pm

Fucked!<b>delichick</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 1:30am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 2:23pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 2:36pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 8:33am<b>linbabe17</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 6:33am

Bloink's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

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Bloink's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out just how much my dog likes ice-cream when she tackled a little girl at a park for hers. FML

by Darbstar101 / 04/08/2015 at 9:00am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

by f my lifw / 04/07/2015 at 11:43am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up to it raining. My area really needs it, so it's great. I didn't expect to wake up to a hole in the roof though. FML

Today, my grandma is refusing to talk to me because I didn't answer her phone calls while we were at a parade. I was in it. FML

by Anonymous / 04/06/2015 at 8:44pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML

by tee / 04/06/2015 at 4:02pm / United States (Missouri) / Work

Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML

by tannerrosetx_1 / 04/06/2015 at 7:44am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML

by Anonymous / 04/05/2015 at 11:31pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML

by gooddaydude / 04/04/2015 at 3:32pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous

Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML

by usadisvet / 04/02/2015 at 2:43am / United States (Tennessee) / Health

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

by billy / 03/31/2015 at 6:54am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML

by lucasbeck99 / 03/31/2015 at 5:35am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

by Anonymous / 03/30/2015 at 6:30am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, my 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

by Anonymous / 03/29/2015 at 11:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

by M.SHUKRI / 03/29/2015 at 8:54am / United States (Illinois) / Kids

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

by soontobewidow / 03/28/2015 at 5:20am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Intimacy