About Bloink : "I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"
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Bloink's favorite FMLs
Today, my boyfriend complained that I only respond to his flirtations with exasperation and annoyance. Apparently, grunting and humping my leg like an ill-mannered dog while I'm trying to wash dishes is his way of flirting. FML
by Anonymous / 05/06/2015 at 10:12pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Suicidal_Divide / 05/06/2015 at 3:25pm / United States (California) / Kids
by baby_trex_arms / 05/05/2015 at 11:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by to_complicated_4_u / 05/04/2015 at 12:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/03/2015 at 3:42am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by blemarooney / 05/01/2015 at 7:34pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
by fatty / 04/28/2015 at 9:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Junkiegamer / 04/27/2015 at 10:20am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, while with a large group of friends, my best friend started talking about my struggles with dating and intimacy. I quietly asked her to stop talking about it, as it was personal and I wasn't comfortable with everyone else knowing. Her response? "Um, it's really none of your business." FML
by guitarki / 04/26/2015 at 2:49pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 04/26/2015 at 9:35am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm / United States / Money
by anonymousyo / 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I found out that, given the correct velocity, a used condom can actually fly through a tiny window and slap you on the leg. I also found out that when you go to the window to yell at the perpetrator, they might have more ammunition. FML
by Attacksloth / 04/23/2015 at 6:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML
by Anonymous / 04/23/2015 at 8:28am / United Kingdom (Dundee City) / Work
by bleue / 04/23/2015 at 8:27am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Kids
- Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He… Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God"… Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often…