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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 July 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 42984
  • Number of comments : 221
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Bloink : "I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"

Bloink's page activity

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Fucked!<b>delichick</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 1:30am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 2:23pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 2:36pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 8:33am<b>linbabe17</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 6:33am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

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Bloink's favorite FMLs

Today, I was let go from my job, because I "progress too quickly and there's no promotions available" and I "can find a better place to work at". FML

by smyp / 05/27/2015 at 6:27pm / Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis) / Work

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

by roadie42 / 05/24/2015 at 11:15pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

by Anon / 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML

by ugh / 05/24/2015 at 3:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML

by Anonymous / 05/22/2015 at 11:17am / United States / Health

Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the hospital for 8 hours with a broken leg. FML

by FrickingBusDrivers / 05/21/2015 at 9:55pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation

Today, I received 46 emails from co-workers who were using reply-all to tell everyone else not to use reply-all. FML

by farf / 05/20/2015 at 2:47pm / Work

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

by fuckingdonuts / 05/17/2015 at 10:54pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML

by creepedoutmom / 05/17/2015 at 12:08pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

by HiddlePuff / 05/14/2015 at 8:42am / Australia / Work

Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put it in a box on my bed. I never had a tarantula, and the box was empty when I checked. FML

by cricketsins / 05/14/2015 at 1:11am / United States / Animals

Today, my drunk grandma flashed me, after confusing me, a 19 year old girl, for my grandpa. FML

by Anonymous / 05/09/2015 at 4:50pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I spent nearly two hours listening to our cleaning lady talking about her son's infected penis, her fear of dentists, how to catch and kill ducks, her husband's childhood and her supposedly murdered dog. She ended up crying and left without cleaning. FML

by Martine624 / 05/07/2015 at 5:56pm / Netherlands / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML

by Random737193 / 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, my main source of income is finding money on the ground. FML

by CASH_NoMOMEY / 05/07/2015 at 1:12am / United States (California) / Work