About Bloink : "I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"
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Bloink's favorite FMLs
by smyp / 05/27/2015 at 6:27pm / Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis) / Work
Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML
by roadie42 / 05/24/2015 at 11:15pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by Anon / 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by ugh / 05/24/2015 at 3:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/22/2015 at 11:17am / United States / Health
by FrickingBusDrivers / 05/21/2015 at 9:55pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
by fuckingdonuts / 05/17/2015 at 10:54pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by creepedoutmom / 05/17/2015 at 12:08pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
by HiddlePuff / 05/14/2015 at 8:42am / Australia / Work
by cricketsins / 05/14/2015 at 1:11am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/09/2015 at 4:50pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I spent nearly two hours listening to our cleaning lady talking about her son's infected penis, her fear of dentists, how to catch and kill ducks, her husband's childhood and her supposedly murdered dog. She ended up crying and left without cleaning. FML
by Martine624 / 05/07/2015 at 5:56pm / Netherlands / Miscellaneous
by Random737193 / 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by CASH_NoMOMEY / 05/07/2015 at 1:12am / United States (California) / Work
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…