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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 July 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 32260
  • Number of comments : 221
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Bloink : "I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"

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Bloink's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

#17526799
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31701) - you deserved it (4783)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML

#17521281
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30133) - you deserved it (4240)

On 08/19/2011 at 5:08pm - misc - by varsity soccer player - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

#17516529
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41708) - you deserved it (2884)

On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

#17513277
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27636) - you deserved it (10330)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40599) - you deserved it (2971)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML

#17489385
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27097) - you deserved it (10470)

On 08/16/2011 at 11:00am - misc - by bursteardrums (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML

#17487537
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30795) - you deserved it (3607)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom threw out years worth of trophies that I'd put tons of effort into earning. Her reason? They all looked the same to her. FML

#17483067
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29040) - you deserved it (2246)

On 08/15/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Facepalm (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML

#17480475
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40918) - you deserved it (4733)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

#17478101
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17379) - you deserved it (20929)

On 08/15/2011 at 4:15am - misc - by Michelle - United States (Oregon)

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

#17470290
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26536) - you deserved it (9411)

On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML

#17444868
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30991) - you deserved it (4097)

On 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm - money - by Musicfan - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I informed my parents that my husband and I are separating after much deliberation. We came to this conclusion relatively peacefully. According to my parents, I'm now Satan, and will end up on the streets as a crack whore if we don't change our minds and stay together. FML

#17436937
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29090) - you deserved it (3823)

On 08/11/2011 at 2:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

#17403916
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39197) - you deserved it (6922)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by ApparentDrugAddict (woman) - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26298) - you deserved it (14800)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States



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