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About Bloink : Hello. My username is Bloink solely because the word sounds funny.
I am a female violinist jaw harpist epee fencer who loves ice cream, Doctor Who, Lindsey Stirling, minecraft, and cows.
My pic is the top of a container of french silk ice cream, photoshopped to look like a planet in space. Why? Because I can.
I also have ADD.
Sometimes I write stupid comments, and sometimes I write clever comments.
Wait, no. I always write clever comments, and stupid people press thumbs down.
I COMMENT WHAT I WANT
I don't usually write with perfect grammar while commenting, because that's effort and I'm lazy.
However, I will correct you if you're being a dick.
Ok go away now. And I don't usually respond to messages cuz I use the app and I'm antisocial, plus Internet strangers are strange. Oh and I have a boyfriend, so don't message me for those kinds of reasons, because I know you saw how sexy I am by my profile picture xD.
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Friday 18 July 2014