About Bloink : "I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"
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Bloink's favorite FMLs
by welp / 10/28/2015 at 12:11am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by idontmakethedresscode / 10/23/2015 at 4:17am / United States (California) / Work
by whoevenncares / 09/03/2015 at 9:06pm / United States / Kids
by stupidrobot / 09/03/2015 at 4:14pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
by laurencoc / 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/26/2015 at 3:45am / India (West Bengal) / Love
by lonelygal69 / 08/19/2015 at 1:54am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by NOOOOOO / 08/16/2015 at 7:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
by Anonymous / 08/04/2015 at 9:31am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/27/2015 at 12:32pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Lucachoo / 07/25/2015 at 8:22pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML
by HAIL SITHIS / 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I lost out on a job opportunity because the interviewer said my "fake fangs are unprofessional and frankly disturbing". The "fangs" are my real canines, and they have always looked this way. FML
by (-,..,-) / 07/24/2015 at 1:24pm / France / Work
by Anonymous / 07/05/2015 at 3:20pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…