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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 24057
  • Number of comments : 217
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Bloink : "I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"

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Bloink's favorite FMLs

TODAY , I DISLOCATED MY TOE WHILE PUTTING ON MY SOCKS. FML

#21384619
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20485) - you deserved it (3369)

On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday , I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me , then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later , her boyfriend calls me , yelling for making her feel sad. FML

#21384606
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20980) - you deserved it (2344)

On 03/31/2015 at 5:35am - love - by lucasbeck99 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, parants walkd in on ma, having sax . No, I wasn't having sax . Thay wara . FML

#21384025
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29237) - you deserved it (2490)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

today mah 8-year-old son told me to grow a pair and man up. FML

#21383517
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23131) - you deserved it (6022)

On 03/29/2015 at 11:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting in ma bedroom relaxingen I eard ma little sister and ma broter. Tinking it was cute tey were talking again, I was listening. Tey were not just "talking", tey were making plans on ow to kill me. mega FML

#21383476
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27732) - you deserved it (2524)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Today , my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38225) - you deserved it (2701)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I was uninvitad from my own birtday party.

#21382721
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27439) - you deserved it (2595)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:42pm - misc - by BirthdayBoy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today.. . my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permittd to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Drection because so many grls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring . FML

#21381783
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36792) - you deserved it (3088)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Drection, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future . As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window . FML

#21381305
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29521) - you deserved it (4316)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a coworker jokingly notd that mah signature looks like "Pedo" . I couldn't see it that way, so I askd some other people 4 thier opinion . They confessd they'd always thought it lookd like "Pedo", but never said anything . My name is Peele . I've been signing it off as Pedo 4 10 yeres . FML

#21381199
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26162) - you deserved it (3188)

On 03/25/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by peele - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I was doing homework an I had mah leg bent in a funny position . When I stood up, mah hip dislocated . It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced . When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated mah hip doing calculus . FML

#21381072
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27120) - you deserved it (2761)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

today I hered wat sounded like water against mah window... and I couldn't believe it was raining in looool Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on mah window. FML

#21380308
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29507) - you deserved it (2200)

On 03/23/2015 at 7:19pm - misc - by jumanji (man) -

Today, my teacer took my test along wit anoter student's and gave us bot a zero. Wy? Because we bot ave colds soen we breate troug our nose it makes a sniffle noise. Se tougt we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. mega FML

#21380083
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36217) - you deserved it (2226)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

2day I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up an ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots" . I was tickling his armpits . FML

#21379776
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29864) - you deserved it (2438)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:24pm - kids - by anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today I made a speec in front of my entire graduating class and tere families despite my fear of public speaking . It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at te end . Ten I panicked and instead of waving I lifted my arm straigt out in a Hitler salute . FML

#21379710
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32195) - you deserved it (6513)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States



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