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BlitzPKF
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 November 1999 (13 years)
  • Number of visits : 34
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About BlitzPKF : Just another account on fmylife.com, don't mind me.

Or if you really want, you can find me on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/blitzzer0yf

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Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus". FML

#20668913
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25634) - you deserved it (1576)

On 05/17/2013 at 11:52am - misc - by Sonofa - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

#20587443
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54488) - you deserved it (9164)

On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML

#20587403
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41816) - you deserved it (12181)

On 04/13/2013 at 12:25am - love - by Snorlax (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML

#20478132
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23465) - you deserved it (3235)

On 01/25/2013 at 1:51pm - love - by vagina dentata for christmas, pls (woman) - United States

Today, my laptop got hit by a Trojan. Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench. FML

#20091945
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23354) - you deserved it (1466)

On 09/28/2012 at 4:24am - intimacy - by iNearlyHurled - United States

Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

#19928978
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26414) - you deserved it (1970)

On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)



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