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About Bliss391 : Well hello there creeper! I suppose since your on my profile you want to know a bit about me. I go by Mandabliss. My boots are worn in and have dirt on them. I didn't just buy them to wear with a Minni skirt to go to a country concert. My Fiancè is a jockey and I work with the race horses. It's a crazy busy life. We move about every 3 months do we are always at a track that's running. I I like meeting new people so if you want send me a message and I'll try and get back to ya.
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Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML
Today, after dealing with infidelity in my marriage, I found myself looking for advice. This led me to the comments section of a tabloid article talking about Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson. I'm a 30-year-old man taking marriage advice from a bunch of vampire-obsessed tweens. FML
Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015