Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 November 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 729
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Bliss391 : Well hello there creeper! I suppose since your on my profile you want to know a bit about me. I go by Mandabliss. My boots are worn in and have dirt on them. I didn't just buy them to wear with a Minni skirt to go to a country concert. My Fiancè is a jockey and I work with the race horses. It's a crazy busy life. We move about every 3 months do we are always at a track that's running. I I like meeting new people so if you want send me a message and I'll try and get back to ya.

Bliss391's page activity

Visits<b>tigerborn69</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 10:20am<b>ratman775</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 2:26am<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 6:24pm<b>redrain567</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 8:02am<b>jelly_bennett</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 11:04pm<b>TheRugMan</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 3:51pm<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 2:54am<b>Warnorse</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 3:33pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 9:51pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 12:37pm<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 4:41pm<b>nagol129</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 9:45pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 9:00pm<b>IJG2000</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 11:21pm<b>TehAnderz</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 10:22pm<b>sisas</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 1:37pm<b>Mahak1099</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 11:23pm<b>epic174</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 12:17pm

Bliss391's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.


You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of Bliss391's badges

Bliss391's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22512) - you deserved it (42757)

On 12/30/2012 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after dealing with infidelity in my marriage, I found myself looking for advice. This led me to the comments section of a tabloid article talking about Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson. I'm a 30-year-old man taking marriage advice from a bunch of vampire-obsessed tweens. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19673) - you deserved it (5651)

On 11/09/2012 at 11:07am - love - by loser (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23208) - you deserved it (2123)

On 11/04/2012 at 2:28am - misc - by Chuffy (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34435) - you deserved it (5354)

On 09/30/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my wife decided that to help her stop smoking, she's also giving up the things that make her crave a cigarette. Sex is one of them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49798) - you deserved it (6433)

On 04/01/2011 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by guest - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44605) - you deserved it (14213)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: