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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 November 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 700
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Bliss391 : Well hello there creeper! I suppose since your on my profile you want to know a bit about me. I go by Mandabliss. My boots are worn in and have dirt on them. I didn't just buy them to wear with a Minni skirt to go to a country concert. My Fiancè is a jockey and I work with the race horses. It's a crazy busy life. We move about every 3 months do we are always at a track that's running. I I like meeting new people so if you want send me a message and I'll try and get back to ya.

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Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML


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On 12/30/2012 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after dealing with infidelity in my marriage, I found myself looking for advice. This led me to the comments section of a tabloid article talking about Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson. I'm a 30-year-old man taking marriage advice from a bunch of vampire-obsessed tweens. FML


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On 11/09/2012 at 11:07am - love - by loser (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML


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On 11/04/2012 at 2:28am - misc - by Chuffy (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts out, "Babe, you really need to bleach your asshole." FML


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On 09/30/2012 at 7:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my wife decided that to help her stop smoking, she's also giving up the things that make her crave a cigarette. Sex is one of them. FML


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On 04/01/2011 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by guest - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML


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On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

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