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by Anonymous / 07/09/2013 at 12:38am / United States / Animals
Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML
by richardmrcs / 07/08/2013 at 4:00pm / United Kingdom (Bradford) / Animals
by PerfectTiming / 07/08/2013 at 7:19am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Animals
by lonely girl / 07/02/2013 at 2:47am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/01/2013 at 12:10pm / United States (Utah) / Animals
by unfortunate / 06/30/2013 at 12:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by confusedandnowsingle / 06/28/2013 at 8:23am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Love
by smh / 06/27/2013 at 7:37pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my family. They didn't even notice me there until the dog started barking at me because I took his spot. My mom defended the dog, and now I'm sitting on the floor while a Pomeranian takes up half the couch for himself. FML
by bloodprincess / 06/25/2013 at 1:13pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/24/2013 at 12:41pm / Belgium / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/21/2013 at 12:44am / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML
by Anonymous / 06/20/2013 at 12:54pm / Pakistan (Punjab) / Animals
by fun / 06/16/2013 at 12:54am / United States / Love
Today, I went to pick up my 6-year-old son from his friend's house. They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave. So, while I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table. FML
by firestar772 / 06/12/2013 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was on my bike. As I'm rolling through an intersection, some asshat in a pickup runs the red light and hits me. Instead of getting out and helping me, the guy hops out, takes a look at me lying in the street, steals my hat and drives off. That was my favorite hat. FML
by Are you f*cking kidding me / 06/12/2013 at 2:10am / United States (Colorado) / Transportation
- Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This… Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on… Today, mine and my boyfriend's concerns that we are too loud in bed were definitely confirmed when…