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BlingBang
  • Town/Country : New Delhi, India
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 June 1993 (20 years)
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About BlingBang : I use FML because it's fun reading the stories published here. Although the comments surprise me at times; its unbelievable how judgemental people can be.

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Today, I had to help my constipated dog by squeezing crap out of her butt. This is a daily occurrence. FML

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my phone while I made her lunch. I returned to find she had dropped my phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends. FML

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On 07/11/2013 at 7:13pm - kids - by thanks, Nemo. - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she felt that her puppy was lonely while we dated. FML

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On 07/09/2013 at 12:38am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got mauled by some wild animals and had to get my butt cheek stitched up. The embarrassment doesn't end there though; the animals in question were kittens. The nurses on duty laughed and the entire ward found out. FML

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On 07/08/2013 at 4:00pm - animals - by richardmrcs (man) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML

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On 07/08/2013 at 7:19am - animals - by PerfectTiming - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I got angry after not being able to have an orgasm. What was I angry at? My own hand. FML

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On 07/02/2013 at 2:47am - intimacy - by lonely girl (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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On 07/01/2013 at 12:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML

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On 06/30/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by unfortunate (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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86 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 8:23am - love - by confusedandnowsingle (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my sister called me up extremely excited because she found out Flo Rida is from Florida. She's 22. FML

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On 06/27/2013 at 7:37pm - misc - by smh - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my family. They didn't even notice me there until the dog started barking at me because I took his spot. My mom defended the dog, and now I'm sitting on the floor while a Pomeranian takes up half the couch for himself. FML

Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML

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On 06/24/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - Belgium

Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML

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84 comments

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On 06/21/2013 at 12:44am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML

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On 06/20/2013 at 12:54pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Pakistan (Punjab)



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