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by woofwoof / 12/29/2014 at 11:17pm / Turkey (Izmir) / Animals
Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm / United States (California) / Health
by failingdaily / 09/19/2014 at 10:27pm / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Geek
by Anonymous / 09/13/2014 at 2:56am / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
by Anonymous / 07/21/2014 at 6:49pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by iphonerevolution / 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm / South Africa / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/28/2014 at 8:09pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML
by Pisser / 06/26/2014 at 12:57am / United States (Oregon) / Animals
Today, I accidentally said the wrong name during sex. That name just happened to be "Sarah", which is both my ex-girlfriend's name and my wife's sister's name. When she asked me which one I meant, I panicked and said, "Both." FML
by FLIPmcCOOL / 05/15/2014 at 6:57pm / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
by Anonymous / 05/11/2014 at 6:49pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by stupiddog / 04/15/2014 at 8:08am / United States (California) / Animals
by emmaavk88 / 03/17/2014 at 8:15am / United Arab Emirates / Animals
by naesha / 03/16/2014 at 9:40pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by FallCameEarly / 02/27/2014 at 1:21am / United States (California) / Work
Today, l grounded my 17-year-old son from his computer because of his terrible attitude towards his homework. As payback, he convinced my 5-year-old daughter that if she goes to sleep, she'll never wake up. I now have a hysterical and sleepless child to deal with. FML
by PIGaming / 10/28/2013 at 1:35am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
- Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual…