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About BlesstheSilence : I'm a seahorse baaaa!!! I never know what to type in these things :/

Message me if you want to I don't bite :D

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Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

#20065720
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27106) - you deserved it (2819)

On 09/10/2012 at 12:39am - kids - by well okay then (woman) - United States

Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML

#19824729
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26761) - you deserved it (3081)

On 06/21/2012 at 4:28pm - misc - by tubby (woman) - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML

#19484170
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26940) - you deserved it (3849)

On 04/17/2012 at 2:13pm - intimacy - by blocked_by_fire (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a one-inch fish bone stuck in my throat. I went to the doctor, who claimed he couldn't see the long white thing embedded next to my tonsil. He charged me $70, and told me to eat some bread. I had to pull it out myself with a pair of tweezers. FML

#19484025
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29903) - you deserved it (1951)

On 04/17/2012 at 1:37pm - health - by Merlin - United States (Connecticut)

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

#19363371
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8903) - you deserved it (25192)

On 03/28/2012 at 12:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that an inspired gardening spree is not as fulfilling as some would have us believe. One punctured hand, cactussed foot and bruised ankle later, I'm beginning to regret waking up this morning and thinking, "What the hell, I'll nuke the shit out of some weeds." FML

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read my dog's mind. FML

#19361987
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6733) - you deserved it (35601)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:57am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

#19361300
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29350) - you deserved it (8203)

On 03/28/2012 at 12:16am - misc - by ouchouchouch - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML

#19305380
7 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18337) - you deserved it (12740)

On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

#19303310
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26440) - you deserved it (3049)

On 03/18/2012 at 8:51pm - money - by liver (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML

#19277377
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13641) - you deserved it (28331)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

#19259305
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7879) - you deserved it (25378)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

#19188907
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9138) - you deserved it (27306)

On 02/29/2012 at 1:21pm - work - by tammylauraine - United States

Today, I got extremely wasted and decided to take a shower with my boyfriend. What seemed like a good and sexy idea turned into us falling and getting wedged in the bathtub. FML

#19188753
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10070) - you deserved it (24366)

On 02/29/2012 at 12:41pm - intimacy - by cfaul001 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was eating a meatball sub when a meatball fell out and rolled into my hair and all down my shirt. I couldn't find the missing meatball anywhere. I found it later, in my handbag. FML

#19179734
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21620) - you deserved it (3885)

On 02/28/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by malloreigh (woman) - Australia



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