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  • Town/Country : Wesley Chaple , Florida
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 July 1990 (21 years)
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Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17884) - you deserved it (10663)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21272) - you deserved it (8030)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

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On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

#17470290 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (19443) - you deserved it (6686)

On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

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On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34631) - you deserved it (10124)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, my son lost his pet rat, Charlie. Whilst vacuuming under my couch, the vacuum suddenly shut off. Something was stuck in it, so I took it apart. Something was inside, so I leaned in closer to get a better look. Bad news? I need a new vacuum. Good news? I found Charlie. FML

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On 10/12/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by ohgosh (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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