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Blarg_monst3r
  • Town/Country : Davenport, United States
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 September 1992 (21 years)
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Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45663) - you deserved it (4091)

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