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About Blame_The_Dog : I'm Jake.
He gave me this account because I'm too lazy to make one and he wanted me to see "how much the ladies love him".
No you stfu Jake. You're sitting right near me don't think I won't punch you. :D
Not much to know, I live with Jake now because I got kicked out of my grandmothers. Good stuff.
No farmville? UGH. What is there to do on here?!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
Friday 3 July 2015