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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 June 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1400
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Blame_The_Dog : I'm Jake.
Jake's cousin.
He gave me this account because I'm too lazy to make one and he wanted me to see "how much the ladies love him".

No you stfu Jake. You're sitting right near me don't think I won't punch you. :D

Not much to know, I live with Jake now because I got kicked out of my grandmothers. Good stuff.

No farmville? UGH. What is there to do on here?!

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Blame_The_Dog's favorite FMLs

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

by Anonymous / 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health

Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML

by Anonymous / 10/18/2009 at 6:52am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

by Anonymous / 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

by Picaresque / 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy