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Today, the lady whose son I babysit sent me a text, saying she left a gift for me for all the hard work I've done. I found a beautifully-wrapped box where she said the gift was. It turned out my actual gift was cookies sitting right next to it. FML
by 1dvos_grl3 / 12/19/2014 at 7:53am / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by ai_lauren / 12/18/2014 at 11:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by Crash / 09/10/2014 at 4:15pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML
by crop circle galore / 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm / United States / Work
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