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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 July 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 423
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Today, the lady whose son I babysit sent me a text, saying she left a gift for me for all the hard work I've done. I found a beautifully-wrapped box where she said the gift was. It turned out my actual gift was cookies sitting right next to it. FML

Today, I got 3 different rejection letters mailed to me from the same college. FML


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On 12/18/2014 at 11:04pm - misc - by ai_lauren (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took my daughter out driving to practice for her road test. I told her to make a left into a parking lot. She missed the 30 foot wide entrance, but not the two foot wide tree. FML


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On 09/10/2014 at 4:15pm - misc - by Crash (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML


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