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Blah_Me
  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Birth Date : Monday 27 May 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 376
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was fired from my job of 5 years. I was let go because I couldn't take the company to 'the next level'. My now ex-boss asked me if I could process my severance check because he didn't know how. I had to write myself my last paycheck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44208) - you deserved it (1473)

On 04/25/2009 at 9:31am - work - by feistychick (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (480)

I agree, your life sucks (167970) - you deserved it (51061)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

#170 (51)

I agree, your life sucks (10724) - you deserved it (31019)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML

#73 (20)

I agree, your life sucks (8539) - you deserved it (34144)

On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)