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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 October 1994 (21 years)
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Today, I was waiting on a Canadian tourist at work, and he bought some of the most expensive stuff on the menu. I was excited about maybe getting a big tip, so I casually said that in the USA, waiters make most of our money off tips. The guy just snorted, "Sucks to be American, eh?!" and left. FML


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On 04/30/2014 at 5:11pm - work - by yes, yes it does :( (woman) - United States

Today, I finally finished watching Dexter. I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me. FML


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