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Today, I found out that the landscaping job I started three weeks ago is actually for an illicit business run by a hippie who pissed away the entire payroll to fund his drug habit. He has no way of coughing up the $900 he owes me. I'm broke as hell, and my electricity is now going to get cut off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29490) - you deserved it (3055)

On 07/08/2011 at 8:12pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55577) - you deserved it (323884)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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