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About Blackmail111 : I'm very sarcastic
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I really don't feel like writing anymore because I'm lazy as fuck...P.S Don't message me because I only use the app.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML
Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
Friday 17 October 2014