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About Blackmail111 : I'm very sarcastic
Fav words to say: Well Fuck & Really! You don't say.
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I really don't feel like writing anymore because I'm lazy as fuck...P.S Don't message me because I only use the app.

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Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18
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I agree, your life sucks (81083) - you deserved it (15725)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65970) - you deserved it (18174)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

#13
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I agree, your life sucks (102657) - you deserved it (15083)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML

#11
121 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by mehdi-online -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (286413) - you deserved it (28182)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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