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About Blackmail111 : I'm very sarcastic
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by Anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 7:02pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
by whatswrongwithit?:( / 09/30/2012 at 3:37pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I was babysitting a six year old girl, when I saw a huge spider on the wall. I screamed and told her to stay back. Instead, she walked up to the spider, squished it, and told me to stop being such a baby. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 1:57pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Kids
by Shortround / 09/30/2012 at 8:56am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I was really impressed with the man I've been in a relationship with for over 2 years. He had finally really cleaned his apartment. Everything was washed and fixed, even my stuff was cleared from open surfaces. All so his lover would not find out about me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 2:29am / Norway (Oslo) / Love
by anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 1:32am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
by oohrahgal / 09/30/2012 at 12:51am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by carine13 / 09/29/2012 at 11:49pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML
by scumdresser / 09/29/2012 at 4:34pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally managed to sleep, after two days of being kept awake by the miniature floodlights my neighbors have installed to scare off burglars. Only a couple of hours into my sleep, I woke up to the sound of their car being broken into. FML
by firebombtimEFUCKERS / 09/29/2012 at 12:32pm / United States / Health
by kfenton / 09/29/2012 at 7:16am / United States / Love
Today, we had movers come in to take all of our stuff as the final step to our move to the States. We have our flight scheduled for tomorrow evening. Thing is, they accidentally took my carry-on bag without my knowledge. In that carry-on there was a little something called a passport. FML
by bluefrisky / 09/29/2012 at 3:39am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by thatonegirl.SBS. / 09/29/2012 at 1:38am / United States (California) / Love
by cedechan / 09/29/2012 at 12:08am / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML
by GEE, THANKS DAD / 09/28/2012 at 6:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say…