About Blackhawk706 : You need not know about me, but if you really care I'm fairly boring and like aviation. I'm open to questions if anyone so desires.
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by emi / 04/03/2016 at 1:18pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, I tapped my sister on her shoulder to get her attention. I guess I was too close to her neck, which is where she is most ticklish, and ended up in the emergency room with a broken nose after she elbowed me in the face. I was just trying to repay her the $10 I borrowed from her. FML
by alex327 / 10/28/2015 at 11:32pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
by horp / 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/05/2015 at 2:18am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML
by ilovecharliesheen / 03/17/2015 at 3:14am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by CatLover / 11/06/2014 at 1:30pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Silbax1 / 10/27/2014 at 11:40am / United States (Ohio) / Work
by apparentlybutch / 09/05/2014 at 5:11pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML
by Anonymous / 08/24/2014 at 1:51am / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML
by legitfile.bat.virus.exe / 06/20/2014 at 7:03pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, while working in a call center at a university, someone threatened to report me to the President of the University because "I" wouldn't accept their daughter who had a 1.5 GPA and "got accepted into Harvard". I don't even make the decisions, I just answer calls. FML
by latinalocks / 06/20/2014 at 12:59am / United States / Work
by sunil / 06/13/2014 at 6:53pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/27/2014 at 3:26pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…