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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 1893
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Blackhawk706 : You need not know about me, but if you really care I'm fairly boring, and like aviation. I'm open to questions if anyone so desires.

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Visits<b>SeriousJoker72</b> - yesterday at 7:31pm<b>AlwaysWatching</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 5:14pm<b>Drake_The_Dragon</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 10:18am<b>byEyecandy</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 11:50am<b>mazenisawesome</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 8:08am<b>Tbear11</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 9:44pm<b>blondbombshell13</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 10:02am<b>DaFunnyMa</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 10:54pm<b>LexiDaBae</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 11:23am<b>DJisHere11</b> - the 08/18/2014 at 8:04pm<b>diesel_power</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 1:41am<b>Ayezed</b> - the 08/12/2014 at 5:50pm<b>Mindset</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 2:04am<b>gogators941</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 10:08am<b>Dawminator</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 1:33am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 10:13pm<b>Welshite</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 3:57pm<b>SkittlesGoRawr</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 7:21pm

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Blackhawk706's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

#21252521
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41040) - you deserved it (3678)

On 09/05/2014 at 5:11pm - love - by apparentlybutch (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML

#21244207
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39280) - you deserved it (5859)

On 08/24/2014 at 1:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML

#21217343
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56493) - you deserved it (41728)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML

#21182241
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51025) - you deserved it (5909)

On 06/20/2014 at 7:03pm - health - by legitfile.bat.virus.exe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while working in a call center at a university, someone threatened to report me to the President of the University because "I" wouldn't accept their daughter who had a 1.5 GPA and "got accepted into Harvard". I don't even make the decisions, I just answer calls. FML

Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML

#21173596
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53119) - you deserved it (8962)

On 06/13/2014 at 6:53pm - animals - by sunil (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

#21153496
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47893) - you deserved it (5028)

On 05/27/2014 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at work I had to explain to a client that male dogs can wear red collars and it doesn't make them "gay". The client then got angry and stormed out of the store, causing me to get written up. FML

#21153154
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42023) - you deserved it (4395)

On 05/27/2014 at 7:15am - animals - by Holyguacamoly (woman) - Iceland

Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

#21139580
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54373) - you deserved it (6703)

On 05/14/2014 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

#21093670
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38392) - you deserved it (10046)

On 03/22/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by campus pussy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read "Today, you are exactly where you should be." FML

#21089044
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36611) - you deserved it (5945)

On 03/17/2014 at 2:18pm - misc - by NotInTheRightPlace (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad told me that I can't wear leggings on Friday nights, because, "your butt is too distracting for my poker buddies." FML

Today, after getting back from my interior design class, I told my husband that I learned the golden rule for home decor: "Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful." He looked at me dead in the eyes, and didn't say a word. FML

#21068258
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36136) - you deserved it (6273)

On 02/22/2014 at 6:01am - misc - by housedoctor (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, and for the past week, my dog started barking at my door when I start masturbating. I think my mom is starting to suspect. FML

#21037288
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43963) - you deserved it (9921)

On 01/23/2014 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by fappy dog - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML

#21033383
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56028) - you deserved it (9001)

On 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm - intimacy - by Goodyear (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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