About Blackhawk706 : You need not know about me, but if you really care I'm fairly boring and like aviation. I'm open to questions if anyone so desires.
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by emi / 04/03/2016 at 1:18pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, I tapped my sister on her shoulder to get her attention. I guess I was too close to her neck, which is where she is most ticklish, and ended up in the emergency room with a broken nose after she elbowed me in the face. I was just trying to repay her the $10 I borrowed from her. FML
by alex327 / 10/28/2015 at 11:32pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML
by horp / 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/05/2015 at 2:18am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML
by ilovecharliesheen / 03/17/2015 at 3:14am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by CatLover / 11/06/2014 at 1:30pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Silbax1 / 10/27/2014 at 11:40am / United States (Ohio) / Work
by apparentlybutch / 09/05/2014 at 5:11pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML
by Anonymous / 08/24/2014 at 1:51am / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my doctor got my blood test results from the lab. He looked at me gravely and told me I had just weeks left to live. After I started hyperventilating and crying, he burst out laughing and said he was kidding. He then prescribed me some iron tablets and sent me on my way. FML
by legitfile.bat.virus.exe / 06/20/2014 at 7:03pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, while working in a call center at a university, someone threatened to report me to the President of the University because "I" wouldn't accept their daughter who had a 1.5 GPA and "got accepted into Harvard". I don't even make the decisions, I just answer calls. FML
by latinalocks / 06/20/2014 at 12:59am / United States / Work
by sunil / 06/13/2014 at 6:53pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/27/2014 at 3:26pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I… Today, my boyfriend told me "don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that… Today, my girlfriend's guinea pig managed to go down her shirt. I have been dating her for 3 weeks…