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Black_Rose_14

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 159
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Black_Rose_14 : Hey there, my name is Trenton. My girlfriend and I share this account. Message me if you want to. I'm open to talking about almost anything.

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Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

#21137389
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58772) - you deserved it (5033)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, it's the last day of my sign language class. At the end of the class, my teacher surprised us by speaking for the first time, also surprising everyone that she wasn't actually deaf. It wouldn't have been so bad had I not just given someone an answer to the test, thinking she couldn't hear me. FML

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML

#21078597
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63958) - you deserved it (5056)

On 03/05/2014 at 7:33am - health - by rolypoly (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my mom told me all about how I was conceived in a Disney Land toilet. FML

#21070288
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41418) - you deserved it (3646)

On 02/24/2014 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Dudley)

Today, I downloaded Grindr to my phone. It also downloaded to my mom's phone, my dad's phone, and my brother's phone. FML

#21030290
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37116) - you deserved it (19872)

On 01/16/2014 at 9:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML

#21023495
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47630) - you deserved it (4510)

On 01/10/2014 at 11:47am - misc - by wtf - United States (New York)

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

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264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7671) - you deserved it (24788)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11901) - you deserved it (31022)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, at the breakfast table my mum asked me what I thought about the plumber who came to our place a couple of weeks ago. I told her that I thought he was really cute and how hard I tried to flirt with him, she nodded and told me that he is her new boyfriend and might move in with us soon. FML

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85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43874) - you deserved it (5276)

On 08/12/2009 at 3:39am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)



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