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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 May 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 548
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About BlackHawkSavior : Feel free to message me, I'm always willing to talk about anything. (•_•)
I am computer geek but I also work out every day.
I also like football and math.
I play GTA, all Battlefield's, and Rocket league. I play other games to but I'm best at those. If anyone wants to add me on PSN to play on PS4 I'm BlackHawkSavior. When sending a friend request through PSN make sure to indicate you're from FML

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Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected, I finally was able to hook up with a girl. We met, we kissed, we danced and I took her back to my place. She then promptly tried to make out with my roommate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21834) - you deserved it (2761)

On 11/08/2015 at 7:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands

Today, I finished a 6-part project. It took me 7 hours of straight work because my partner decided I should do it alone. I then learned that the reason my partner did not help me was because the teacher e-mailed the leader of every group, saying the project was cancelled. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24556) - you deserved it (2232)

On 09/20/2015 at 11:26pm - misc - by I'm donnnneeee - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22938) - you deserved it (1954)

On 09/20/2015 at 11:00pm - animals - by spiderlady - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML


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On 09/18/2015 at 10:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML


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On 05/02/2015 at 5:59pm - misc - by Upside-Down Sleeper. - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boss heard a rumor that I was in a relationship with a fellow co-worker. He assured me that inside relationships weren't against any store policy, so I confirmed it. He then fired my boyfriend anyway. FML


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On 12/16/2014 at 10:31pm - work - by thankssomuch - United States (Maine)

Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at, and put them in my vibrator. FML


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On 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said "Oops." and hung up. FML


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On 08/27/2014 at 6:52pm - misc - by nayahbear24 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to spend my last $50 on gas, since I get paid in 5 days. I paid for the gas and stepped into the restroom briefly. I came out, only to discover that the attendant had put the gas on the wrong pump, and someone had used it for themselves. My tank is empty. FML

Today, I found out our newborn snores worse than his father. FML


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On 05/29/2014 at 11:18am - kids - by bananna - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML


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On 10/03/2013 at 10:56pm - love - by Annoyed - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mom signed me up for a swimming class to show my sister there's nothing to be afraid of. Considering I'm 17, I assumed I'd be in an advanced class. Instead, I get to spend summer blowing bubbles in the shallow end with four-year-olds as my little sister cheers me on from the steps. FML


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On 07/01/2013 at 10:37pm - misc - by AwkwardPotato - United States (California)

Today, my allergies started up with a vengeance. Yesterday I broke 4 ribs and fractured my sternum. Every time I sneeze, I swear I can feel the broken bones move around. FML

Today, I woke up to my cat giving birth, on my bed. I adopted her from a friend, who told me she was spayed. Now I have a giant mess and a cat who won't let me move either her or her babies. Guess I'm sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking at engagement rings. When the store owner asked about our budget, my boyfriend said with a straight face, "Nothing too expensive, I have a big penis so I don't have to overcompensate by buying a big diamond." FML


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On 02/05/2013 at 9:31pm - love - by NewlyDread (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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