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BlackHawkSavior

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  • Town/Country : Frisco, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 May 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 354
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About BlackHawkSavior : I like video games

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BlackHawkSavior's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out our newborn snores worse than his father. FML

#21155774
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46907) - you deserved it (5801)

On 05/29/2014 at 11:18am - kids - by bananna - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML

#20906604
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35876) - you deserved it (4369)

On 10/03/2013 at 10:56pm - love - by Annoyed - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had a chest x-ray. I thought everything was okay, that is until the tech gasped slightly and muttered, "Mother of God." I asked him what was wrong, and he kept insisting he had no idea what I was talking about. Now I'm so upset I can't even sleep. FML

#19564735
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30393) - you deserved it (2138)

On 05/02/2012 at 6:41pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

#18346168
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27688) - you deserved it (3835)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32180) - you deserved it (3070)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, I paid €100 to have a tube shoved down my genitals. FML

#15154562
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30964) - you deserved it (7392)

On 02/28/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by regretter -

Today, my boss quit his job and stopped coming in without warning. Guess who just inherited his tasks and responsibilities without the training or pay associated with his manager role. I was hired last year as a junior system admin. FML

#14267236
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22826) - you deserved it (2714)

On 12/20/2010 at 12:29am - work - by promoted (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

#6207441
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32298) - you deserved it (3267)

On 11/08/2009 at 2:26am - animals - by birdbath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

#2009898
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58116) - you deserved it (21707)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up to my car covered in shaving cream and tampons and the word CHEATER written on my windshield in lipstick. The guy a few doors down from me in my dorm has the same car as me. I'm a virgin. FML

#10643
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46132) - you deserved it (2231)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by CB4 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

#2444
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33554) - you deserved it (2469)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)



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