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BlackFames
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 June 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1105
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About BlackFames : Hi, my name's Blane. I'm a musician. My favorite artists include Metallica, Slipknot, Stone Sour, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Blue Oyster Cult, Pink Floyd, Sun Kil Moon, and many more that I can't think of 😝. If you like music, or just want chat about random bullshit, send me a message. Thanks for creeping.

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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BlackFames's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML

by Boneo and Juliet / 07/16/2015 at 3:22pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML

by Anonymous / 07/16/2015 at 3:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

by notpayedenoughforthisshit / 07/21/2014 at 5:15pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work

Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML

by AylaMarie92 / 07/21/2014 at 5:04pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML

by Anonymous / 07/08/2014 at 9:20pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work