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About BlackFames : Hi, my name's Blane. I play guitar and sing. That's pretty much the basis of my existence. Send a message if you wanna chat. Thanks for creeping.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015