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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 238
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About BlackFames : Hi, my name's Blane. I play guitar and sing. That's pretty much the basis of my existence. Send a message if you wanna chat. Thanks for creeping.

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Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32681) - you deserved it (2695)

On 07/21/2014 at 5:15pm - work - by notpayedenoughforthisshit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML

Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44729) - you deserved it (3337)

On 07/08/2014 at 9:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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