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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 June 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 636
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About BlackFames : Hi, my name's Blane. All I really do is write music. It makes me happy and that's what life is all about. Send me a message if you want to chat. Stay happy.

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BlackFames's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister was complaining about her acne, almost to the point of tears. Trying to make her feel better, I mentioned that my acne is worse. She replied, "But you don't care what you look like!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (21061) - you deserved it (1987)

On 07/23/2015 at 2:10pm - misc - by hamurobby82 - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24085) - you deserved it (4287)

On 07/16/2015 at 3:22pm - misc - by Boneo and Juliet - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24065) - you deserved it (2048)

On 07/16/2015 at 3:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38151) - you deserved it (3248)

On 07/21/2014 at 5:15pm - work - by notpayedenoughforthisshit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML

Today, I discovered that my best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking my pregnancy for attention. She was at every single one of my ultrasounds. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47845) - you deserved it (3617)

On 07/08/2014 at 9:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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