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Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

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On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)



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