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by Jeff / 03/02/2010 at 10:53am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by whywilson.. / 03/01/2010 at 8:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML
by Anonymous / 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm / United States (New York) / Love
by anonymous / 02/24/2010 at 12:05am / United States (Montana) / Intimacy
Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML
Today, I complained to my boyfriend that I was stressed out. He asked me then "What do you have to be stressed out about?" I work 50 hours a week and go to school full time. I ask him what was stressful about his day, he told me that his "kill/death ratio went down on Call of Duty". FML
by amy1023 / 11/26/2009 at 5:18am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 07/24/2009 at 3:06pm / United States (New York) / Love
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