Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

BlaBlaBla_95

Search for a member

BlaBlaBla_95

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 February 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 15365
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About BlaBlaBla_95 : idk

BlaBlaBla_95's page activity

Visits<b>snazman12</b> - the 06/13/2014 at 11:37pm<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 05/22/2014 at 8:59pm<b>lexiale</b> - the 05/05/2014 at 6:11pm<b>AngryRussianGuy</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 4:28pm<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 03/31/2014 at 3:07pm<b>zoegirl_455</b> - the 02/25/2014 at 4:55pm<b>Aspireworks</b> - the 12/08/2013 at 8:19pm<b>Slex</b> - the 10/17/2013 at 2:00pm<b>mangoboy1</b> - the 05/03/2013 at 7:30am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:26pm<b>Marcelb</b> - the 12/15/2010 at 6:56am<b>Lillinette</b> - the 05/21/2010 at 11:37am<b>spicy4u</b> - the 12/22/2009 at 8:08pm<b>hecuva</b> - the 08/30/2009 at 4:04pm<b>Curtieeeez</b> - the 08/14/2009 at 3:36am<b>MaxSpeed</b> - the 08/09/2009 at 8:15am<b>tehmadness</b> - the 08/07/2009 at 2:30am<b>good_life35</b> - the 07/27/2009 at 3:16am

BlaBlaBla_95's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

BlaBlaBla_95's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

#2966896
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27895) - you deserved it (64407)

On 06/17/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by NotSoYoung (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had a pretty big erection while getting checked out at the airport. The security guard was scanning my potentially "dangerous" erection for at least one long minute in front of my wife, kids, and 20 people behind me. FML

#2464637
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47368) - you deserved it (11573)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

#1564480
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18335) - you deserved it (42430)

On 05/02/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by screamo (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
925 comments

I agree, your life sucks (346129) - you deserved it (38545)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #2: In slow-moving hell
  • It was once a dream, now it’s come true. We’re at the place that was allocated months ago for preprogrammed, enforced holiday fun time. We’ve put on some cargo shorts, slipped on some of those…

Wednesday 13 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: