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by middleagednurse / 01/14/2015 at 12:49pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by confsused / 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by me / 12/14/2013 at 8:49pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were: "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML
by bnc / 12/14/2013 at 5:39pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by someone / 12/09/2013 at 7:59am / United States (Ohio) / Transportation
by phonegotlostinthepark / 12/03/2013 at 12:54pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
by no she wasn't high / 12/01/2013 at 9:50pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by OuchImAMoron / 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML
by Anonymous / 11/28/2013 at 11:53am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized my wedding ring had fallen off while doing yard work the previous day. Luckily, I only worked in a few areas, so I had high hopes of finding it. That is until a storm came through, blew half a foot of leaves all over the property, and then froze them with sleet. FML
by midnightsun1143 / 11/24/2013 at 3:32am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/22/2013 at 4:57pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/22/2013 at 9:49am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/21/2013 at 7:18pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML
by B_and_W / 11/21/2013 at 6:35am / France / Kids
by unwantedforlife / 11/19/2013 at 7:19pm / United States / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, as an overprotective mother, I asked my 19 year-old son, who was going to spend his day on… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…