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BirdieCurls

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  • Number of visits : 2808
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About BirdieCurls : Hello. My name is Rose. I speak a little Spanish and mostly English. Let's see, the main things that set me off are racists, homophobics and people who use slurs and the word 'retard' as a curse. I can be a grammar Nazi, but I will mainly just thumb you down, even if u tok lik this lol ;3c. If my comments seem stupid or irrelevant, keep in mind I post either early in the morning or late at night. If you want to message me I suggest not, I'll either ignore it or not see it for weeks, but I guess it's worth a shot. LE FIN.

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BirdieCurls's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

#21336954
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20738) - you deserved it (35924)

On 01/14/2015 at 12:49pm - love - by middleagednurse - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML

#20994621
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53174) - you deserved it (2989)

On 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by confsused - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

#20992711
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36008) - you deserved it (7577)

On 12/14/2013 at 8:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were: "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML

#20992530
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43299) - you deserved it (3559)

On 12/14/2013 at 5:39pm - misc - by bnc (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

#20986108
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42696) - you deserved it (2534)

On 12/09/2013 at 7:59am - misc - by someone - United States (Ohio)

Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML

#20979337
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46918) - you deserved it (3766)

On 12/03/2013 at 12:54pm - misc - by phonegotlostinthepark - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML

#20977509
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42907) - you deserved it (5361)

On 12/01/2013 at 9:50pm - kids - by no she wasn't high - United States (Texas)

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML

#20974086
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40802) - you deserved it (41400)

On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML

#20973574
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46104) - you deserved it (3810)

On 11/28/2013 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized my wedding ring had fallen off while doing yard work the previous day. Luckily, I only worked in a few areas, so I had high hopes of finding it. That is until a storm came through, blew half a foot of leaves all over the property, and then froze them with sleet. FML

Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The "weapon" was a pocket fan. FML

#20967061
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41014) - you deserved it (2893)

On 11/22/2013 at 4:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML

#20966742
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49824) - you deserved it (3765)

On 11/22/2013 at 9:49am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, in my second year at university, I took a pregnancy test. It is the only test I've passed all month. FML

#20966092
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32299) - you deserved it (46906)

On 11/21/2013 at 7:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me but wanted to make sure that we were still friends, so he could still use my Netflix. FML

#20963690
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43866) - you deserved it (3428)

On 11/19/2013 at 7:19pm - love - by unwantedforlife (woman) - United States



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