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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 June 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23897) - you deserved it (4512)

On 09/09/2012 at 4:34am - love - by JB (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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