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by Anonymous / 09/21/2011 at 9:17am / United States / Love
by coldwetnose / 05/09/2011 at 2:08am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 10:27pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by lalalasmiles06 / 09/03/2010 at 11:47pm / Health
by fml / 03/07/2010 at 10:46am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by DLS / 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
by daragnan / 01/10/2010 at 4:47pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went on a date and it was going great. When we got our meals, he told me I had to try what he was having, and he fed me a bite. I said something like "oh that was cute" and he replied with "I was just trying to see how big your mouth is." FML
by OpenWide / 11/23/2009 at 10:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
by Anonymous / 11/19/2009 at 8:36am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love
by scumbag / 11/05/2009 at 5:12am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML
by Rhyno / 05/05/2009 at 11:37am / United States (New York) / Animals
by ayw329 / 01/31/2009 at 8:51am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…