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BinarySphinx
  • Town/Country : San Francisco
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 May 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 49
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About BinarySphinx : Killing time before I ship out.

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Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37465) - you deserved it (9925)

On 03/04/2014 at 4:06am - love - by booksandshadows (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

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172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32701) - you deserved it (4284)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

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286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (130406) - you deserved it (8968)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

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53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19504) - you deserved it (1702)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)



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