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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1118
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About BimmerDriver : Hello, my name is Taylor and i'm 18 years young. I check FML about once or twice a day on my phone when I get bored. I love BMWs. I drive a 1995 BMW M5, a 2011 BMW 335xi, and a 2005 Land Rover Range Rover. I bought them with my own hard earned money and hope to one day own new models of both. (Although the e34 M5 is sexier than any new BMW in my opinion).

Edit:
Sadly my e34 M5 is currently replaced by an e38 740i

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Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57027) - you deserved it (6000)

On 07/17/2009 at 3:58am - love - by Stranded (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16471) - you deserved it (62973)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:46am - work - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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