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BillMurray

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BillMurray

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1037
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>beeferjay</b> - yesterday at 1:02am<b>Eyeslick</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 11:44am<b>urbantrashcan</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 2:40am<b>BWAHA</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 1:59pm<b>fireburnspeople</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 8:45pm<b>sweetpeas26</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 11:51pm<b>kiwi15499</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 7:38am<b>wangwong</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 11:45am<b>kaylerg_03</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 9:11am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 9:08am<b>MidnaLink</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 10:26am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 9:48am<b>grogers311</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 9:08am<b>whitevenom</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:35pm<b>caterinette</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 8:35pm<b>OSHH2000</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 8:20pm<b>hanner12</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 7:34pm<b>securityguy</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 2:49pm

Fucked!<b>Eyeslick</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 5:44pm<b>caterinette</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 2:35am<b>mwali02</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 5:12am<b>Grumpy_Cookiez</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 2:08am<b>aguynamednick</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 5:44pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 12:26pm<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 10:22am<b>Dreamsorrow93</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 9:39am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 3:32am<b>grogers311</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 11:11pm<b>3yellowzebras</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 4:16pm<b>xadoringx</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 10:44am<b>GOGETFUCKED</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 8:32am<b>AetherFox42</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 5:49am

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BillMurray's favorite FMLs

Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29710) - you deserved it (3697)

On 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm - work - by fartypants - United States (Florida)

Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38025) - you deserved it (12778)

On 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by HSampsON (man) - Niger (Niamey)



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