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BillMurray

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BillMurray

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  • Number of visits : 1061
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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BillMurray's favorite FMLs

Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML

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81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29732) - you deserved it (3699)

On 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm - work - by fartypants - United States (Florida)

Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38044) - you deserved it (12784)

On 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by HSampsON (man) - Niger (Niamey)



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