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BillMurray

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BillMurray

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 995
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37977) - you deserved it (12770)

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