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Bigfabthetruth52
  • Town/Country : Kankakee, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 July 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 258
  • Number of comments : 132
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About Bigfabthetruth52 : Just a college student passing by some time on here sharing a little knowledge with a few insightful comments on humorous yet sometimes messed up situations.

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Today, I went to get an ultrasound done. I texted my ex, who's the father, and told him how adorable its little feet are, and asked him why he didn't come. I got a reply with two words: "DNA test". FML

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On 04/21/2014 at 12:03am - kids - by kelly.duggan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML

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On 10/24/2013 at 4:06pm - misc - by soon to be divorced (man) - United States

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

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