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About Bigfabthetruth52 : Just passing by time on here sharing a little knowledge with a few comments on some humorous yet sometimes messed up situations. I gotta passion for music don't know what I would do without it. I also love watching football,basketball baseball when I feel its actually competitive enough to watch and that goes for any other sport .I usually try to have a insightful outlook and look at things in depth when viewing situations or just thinking about life in general if anyone feels like conversating just message my inbox.
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Today, I went to get an ultrasound done. I texted my ex, who's the father, and told him how adorable its little feet are, and asked him why he didn't come. I got a reply with two words: "DNA test". FML
Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML
Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014