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Today, I halted a cab. It was 12 degrees and snowing outside. When I went to get in, a man shoved me away and I slipped on ice into dirty snow slush, and he stole my cab. As it drove off, the man flipped me off. FML

#8469374
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26505) - you deserved it (1862)

On 02/20/2010 at 3:20am - misc - by deadandwasted (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had a big exam. 20 minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML

#5563519
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7865) - you deserved it (42532)

On 09/30/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by failfailfail - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

#807564
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36051) - you deserved it (82589)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my parents were helping me construct my bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a girl into my bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90896) - you deserved it (7837)

On 03/26/2009 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by ThanksMom (man) - United States (Michigan)



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