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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 517
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BigJoeZD : NB: Huh so apparently my profile info was deleted and I have no idea when it happened. Also my birth date seems to get deleted, so here it is; 1st November 1994 (20)

Hey there reader, my name's Joe.
I'm 19, a dude, and I live in New Zealand.

I'm a flat out nerd, I pretty much just play video games and watch tv/movies or listen to music.
My taste in music is pretty much anything to be honest, I like a bit of everything.

Currently work in a small local pizza restaurant named Pizza Amoré, where I pretty much do everything, food prep, making/cooking pizza, serving, cleaning, deliveries. Guess I'm like the assistant manager. (bet you can't guess what my favourite food is)

I'm a pretty chilled guy and easy to talk to. I seem to have the ability to be able to solve other people's problems easier than my own.

Flick me a message if you like :)

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