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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1955
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About BigEV : I\'m not new to FML at all. I\'m only making an account for comments.

A few things I don\'t like:

- Seeing people who say that they hit YDI before finishing the FML.

- The abundance of these unentertaining relationship FMLs.

I doubt that anyone wants to know anything about me, so I\'m done.

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Visits<b>tbabe420</b> - the 02/25/2013 at 7:18pm

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BigEV's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML

#18162397
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24109) - you deserved it (45261)

On 11/05/2011 at 3:25am - misc - by kdeeeceee - United States

Today, at work I asked a cute, albeit slightly large customer, her name. Being hard of hearing, I thought she said "Porky" and asked her about it. Turns out she'd said Courtney. FML

#18136317
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24929) - you deserved it (9420)

On 11/02/2011 at 3:12am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, during my fourth solo day working as a meter-maid, I had a vehicle towed for being parked in front of a fire hydrant. The vehicle belonged to the governor. I'm scared to even show my face at work next week. FML

#18098771
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27597) - you deserved it (4283)

On 10/28/2011 at 8:19pm - work - by NoMoreMeters - United States (Ohio)

Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML

#18067303
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43660) - you deserved it (3328)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18305) - you deserved it (37049)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML

#18004250
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43853) - you deserved it (3587)

On 10/17/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by pokeballbra - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64022) - you deserved it (3199)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, somebody ordered pizza and sent it to the house across the street from them, so they could shoot at the pizza guy with an air-soft gun from the upstairs of their house. I was that delivery guy. FML

#17973373
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29745) - you deserved it (1872)

On 10/13/2011 at 4:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

#17874410
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25667) - you deserved it (6087)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

#17727112
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28773) - you deserved it (12056)

On 09/12/2011 at 9:52am - animals - by squeak (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I tried to scare a new college friend by sneaking up behind her wearing a mask. It worked. And so did her lightning fast reflexes developed from multiple martial arts championships. My 2 cracked ribs, broken nose and bruised ballsack can now be added to her list of achievements. FML

#17649868
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10245) - you deserved it (47036)

On 09/03/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by only1bigdogme - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while working in my pharmacy, a patient told me that he sometimes wants to jump the counter and skin me alive. He has no more refills, and his doctor is out of town for the week. FML

#17633447
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26956) - you deserved it (1732)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:22am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

#17629318
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41264) - you deserved it (11581)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was at my family reunion. I've always hated my family. I walked up behind my husband and said, "I can't wait to go home and make love." My husband turned around. It was my uncle wearing the same hat as my husband. FML

#17601670
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17921) - you deserved it (35554)

On 08/28/2011 at 2:18am - intimacy - by dev - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML

#17578977
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35807) - you deserved it (2578)

On 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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