Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

BigBen7

Search for a member

BigBen7

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1377
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BigBen7 : I love UFC and WEC!

BigBen7's page activity

Visits<b>twg11290</b> - the 05/28/2013 at 11:45am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm<b>DrunkenValor</b> - the 09/20/2009 at 11:38am<b>Ineffableturtle</b> - the 09/19/2009 at 11:29am<b>Failtron123</b> - the 09/12/2009 at 11:36pm<b>ch2358</b> - the 07/29/2009 at 11:36pm

BigBen7's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

BigBen7's favorite FMLs

I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wantd to make it a realistic as possible but endd up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

#5774504
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55007) - you deserved it (27818)

On 10/11/2009 at 11:42am - misc - by oxjessiiox (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Yesterday, I showd mah boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on mah lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when yur rolls jiggle." FML

#5688481
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13106) - you deserved it (37365)

On 10/06/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by lovebigmacs (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today... I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me... so without thinking I picked it up an ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

#5679809
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12966) - you deserved it (42735)

On 10/06/2009 at 9:01am - health - by ticked (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, I noticd that mah acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of mah peripheral vision. FML

#5640097
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45406) - you deserved it (8547)

On 10/04/2009 at 11:41am - health - by ew (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, during an argument with mah daughter she screamed "everyone hates you!" and stormed off. I flopped down on the couch in frustration where the cat jumped on mah lap. "You love me, don't you?" I asked the cat. She crapped on mah leg and went to mah daughter's room. mega FML

#5582438
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37968) - you deserved it (6283)

On 10/01/2009 at 10:25am - animals - by unloved (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, we ran out of milk an my 4 year old son cummd up to me an askd if he can "milk" my wife's breasts 4 his cereals. Apparently, he thinks my wife doesn't love him an his sister is selfish 4 not sharing her milk. His sister is only one month old. mega FML

#5560413
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33351) - you deserved it (3665)

On 09/30/2009 at 1:17am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

2day in te middle of te nigt I was punced in te face by my frigtened grlfriend wo ad just been awoken by er own fart. FML

#5550225
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64730) - you deserved it (4728)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

TODAY, I MET BOYFRIEND'S FATHER 4 THE FIRST TIME. WE WERE AT A RESTAURANT AND BOFRIEND KEPT PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH ME UNDER THE TABLE. WHEN BOYFRIEND EXCUSED HIMSELF TO GO TO THE RESTROOM, THE GAME OF FOOTSIE WAS STILL GOING ON. FML

#5519699
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48531) - you deserved it (4162)

On 09/28/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by ohcrap (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went out to lunch on mah break. When I got back to work, I noticd I had something in mah teeth. After trying to get it out with mah tongue, I finally went to mah car fir some floss. I endd up pulling a 4 inch pube out of mah back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

#5344404
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38389) - you deserved it (8986)

On 09/19/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by Ilovelife07 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was driving through a neighborhood and saw a ( slow down, children ) sign . I was nice and slowd down as I passd a couple little kids with their parent outside watching them . I guess I was going too slow because one of the father startd chasing me down the street calling me a pedophile . FML

#5340344
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41903) - you deserved it (3959)

On 09/18/2009 at 9:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML

#5325654
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18171) - you deserved it (45276)

On 09/18/2009 at 12:29am - animals - by Poowee (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today , I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first , I texted her "I'm already there , sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

#5292418
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20944) - you deserved it (97118)

On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY I WAS IN THE BATHROOM DEFECATING WHEN I FELT SOMETHING HANGING THERE. I REACHD BACK WITH TOILET PAPER AND STARTING PULLING IT OUT INCH BY INCH; 3 FEET LATER I LEREND I HAD A TAPEWORM. WORST OF ALL, NO PHARMACY HAS THE MD THE DOCTOR PRESCRIBD. I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS THING UNTIL THE MD GETS HERE. FML

#5276065
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61911) - you deserved it (3555)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was shaving an I snaazad unaxpactadly . I andad up cutting mysalf so badly that I had to go to tha amargancy room . It wouldn't hava baan quita so humiliating if I hadn't baan forcad to show tha axtramaly attractiva doctor my slicad opan an half shavad crotch . FML

#5248876
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24245) - you deserved it (4621)

On 09/14/2009 at 8:58am - intimacy - by Humiliated (woman) - United States

TODAY MAH BOYFRIEND GAVE ME A POEM SAYING "ROSES R RD VIOLETS R BLUE RUBBISH IS DUMPD AND SO R YOU." FML

#5247721
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47419) - you deserved it (4009)

On 09/14/2009 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: