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Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML

#6583595 (67)

I agree, your life sucks (14444) - you deserved it (2118)

On 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by Silent - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I finished a 50 page term end thesis essay on the history of Russia. Looking over the final requirements once more, I find I made just a tiny little mistake. It was supposed to be a thesis on "Prussia". The paper's due tomorrow. FML

#6580357 (189)

I agree, your life sucks (20943) - you deserved it (25233)

On 12/03/2009 at 4:08am - work - by WTFFAIL (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

#2695663 (447)

I agree, your life sucks (19481) - you deserved it (39081)

On 06/07/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by Jebus (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML

#1701817 (284)

I agree, your life sucks (14685) - you deserved it (46100)

On 05/06/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by schmoodles - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML

#4119 (41)

I agree, your life sucks (16321) - you deserved it (3160)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by fuckit - United States (Ohio)