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BiaBauer

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 January 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 994
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About BiaBauer : I'm a person worth knowing, according to my friends. I adore travelling, I collect train tickets, souvenir magnets and I enjoy reading.

Reading FML has become a daily routine for me, it cheers me up sometimes.

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BiaBauer's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother deleted all traces of the novel I've been working on for three years from my laptop. The reason? When I was born I "stole all of Mum and Dad's attention." He's 24. FML

#4312285
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61762) - you deserved it (5171)

On 08/05/2009 at 4:30pm - misc - by frustrated - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML

#3553930
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22078) - you deserved it (214698)

On 07/07/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Stoopid (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40479) - you deserved it (140455)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
875 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58665) - you deserved it (623913)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
996 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70898) - you deserved it (736498)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42090) - you deserved it (346205)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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