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BiaBauer
  • Town/Country : Cluj, Romania
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 September 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 194
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14805) - you deserved it (176036)

On 07/07/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Stoopid (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30833) - you deserved it (240382)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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