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Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML
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On 03/07/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Sharibabi65 (woman) - United States
Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML
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Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door before entering. Even at 6:30 am. FML
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On 02/28/2012 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by none - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was posing in front of the mirror, when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
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On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)
Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I walked out of my house wearing only boxers, only to be greeted by kids with paintball guns. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Username - United States
Today, my boss became very angry over her own mistake on a spreadsheet. She lashed out by throwing a can of SpaghettiOs at my head. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 10:21pm - work - by Liz - United States
Today, I was camping with my family, and had to share a tent with my 13 year old brother. During the night he had to pee, but instead of going outside to use the bathroom, he zipped open a section of the tent, stuck his knob through it, and peed all over my shoes that were drying outside. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by jakethed0g (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by 6u174r_d00d - United States
Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - animals - by Ser17 - United States
Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML
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On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 5:52am - kids - by myheart75 - Australia (Victoria)
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