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BiGBoYWaNTsSoDa

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BiGBoYWaNTsSoDa

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 414
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BiGBoYWaNTsSoDa : If you smoke weed or use psycHedelics I automatically tHink you're cHill, and you sHould message me. TDE is tHe best. ScHoolboy > Dot > Soul > JRock. I'm not real, tHis is all a dream. Open up your mind to tHe world outside of our own.

Simply because you can breathe doesn't mean you're alive or that you really live.

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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