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About BiGBoYWaNTsSoDa : If you smoke weed or use psycHedelics I automatically tHink you're cHill, and you sHould message me. TDE is tHe best. ScHoolboy > Dot > Soul > JRock. I'm not real, tHis is all a dream. Open up your mind to tHe world outside of our own.
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Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Friday 30 January 2015