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BiGBoYWaNTsSoDa
  • Town/Country : Spring, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 247
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BiGBoYWaNTsSoDa : If you smoke weed or use psycHedelics I automatically tHink you're cHill, and you sHould message me. TDE is tHe best. ScHoolboy > Dot > Soul > JRock. I'm not real, tHis is all a dream. Open up your mind to tHe world outside of our own.

Simply because you can breathe doesn't mean you're alive or that you really live.

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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

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On 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

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On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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