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  • Number of visits : 263
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Bhall12302 : I'm Brice.
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Today, I logged into my bank account and started crying. Not because of the balance, but because the password is my anniversary with my ex, and it's the only reminder I have of happy days in my life. FML

Today, I was reading in my apartment. Due to a heatwave and my lack of AC, I was completely naked. My cat jumped onto my lap, and as her claws dug into my stomach, I recoiled. This caused her to retreat, clawing at my nether regions in the process. My pussy mauled my pussy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51323) - you deserved it (11686)

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