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Beyto7000

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Beyto7000

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 238
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Beyto7000 : I'm a cook=]

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Beyto7000's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend accused me of being a feeder, saying that's why she's been putting on so much weight. When I said it might be because she eats at McDonalds everyday, and that I was willing to start cooking low-calorie foods for us, she hit me. Then she went to McDonalds. FML

#20538059
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40817) - you deserved it (4755)

On 03/10/2013 at 12:03pm - love - by Raiden (man) - United Kingdom (Barnsley)

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to shoo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being the stupid animal it is, it decided to fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

#20529231
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21824) - you deserved it (44889)

On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML

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71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28399) - you deserved it (5989)

On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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