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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 January 1977 (37 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 83
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Beybladelovee : Im a Wife to the most amazing, faithful man on earth and A mommy to a beutiful Little girl. Got any questions? Message me. Im almost ALWAYS on the app

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Today, I woke up at my cousin's house after staying the night. I went into the bathroom like I usually do and shut the door. Apparently the door lock on this bathroom doesn't function properly. I discovered this when my 4-year-old cousin walked in on me putting a tampon in. FML

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52315) - you deserved it (3619)

On 06/27/2013 at 11:17am - misc - by Guntherdog - United States

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13867) - you deserved it (56840)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27963) - you deserved it (54287) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized the only reason I watched the SuperBowl is because Justin Bieber tweeted about it. I don't even like football. I had no idea what was going on the whole game. All I knew was who I was cheering for, because Justin Bieber tweeted who he was cheering for. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8447) - you deserved it (75587)

On 02/08/2010 at 3:00am - love - by loveeyou. - Sent from mobile version



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