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Bewitched
  • Town/Country : Teirm, Alagaësia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 April 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 728
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Bewitched : My name is Bewitch
I am a very friendly witch.
Hehe

While I'm here, I just want you to know that I love you. Yes, you sitting right there, going "this is weird", and I know its weird but its the truth.

Gah. I'm going to sleep

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Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6800) - you deserved it (72897)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22647) - you deserved it (14576) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20683) - you deserved it (1880)

On 02/24/2010 at 7:58am - misc - by puzzled (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I told my friend how I liked this girl but was too scared to ask her out. He told me "Why? The worst she's going to do is say no." Building confidence I approached her and asked her on a date. Then she replied "Get away douchebag!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML

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On 08/10/2009 at 5:20am - love - by Rejected (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my daughter used pledge to clean the wooden staircase. I found out when I tried to walk down them in socks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35027) - you deserved it (3358)

On 06/23/2009 at 2:12am - kids - by FastFlight (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, at work I grabbed some customer keys off the board. I was checking out their cool flashlight keychain. At the exact moment I realized it wasn't a keychain, I pepper sprayed myself directly in the right eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10591) - you deserved it (46838)

On 04/28/2009 at 3:47am - work - by jdubious (man) - United States

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