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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 May 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1187
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Bewitched : My name is Bewitch
I am a very friendly witch.
Hehe

While I'm here, I just want you to know that I love you. Yes, you sitting right there, going "this is weird", and I know its weird but its the truth.

Gah. I'm going to sleep

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Bewitched's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

by MakeMeASandwich / 06/10/2011 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

by kringr / 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Intimacy

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML

by puzzled / 02/24/2010 at 7:58am / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Miscellaneous

Today, my daughter used pledge to clean the wooden staircase. I found out when I tried to walk down them in socks. FML

by FastFlight / 06/23/2009 at 2:12am / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids

Today, at work I grabbed some customer keys off the board. I was checking out their cool flashlight keychain. At the exact moment I realized it wasn't a keychain, I pepper sprayed myself directly in the right eye. FML