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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 July 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 624
  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I walked in on my brother smoking weed. He immediately tried to hide it by dropping it down his pants, still lit. Screaming in pain, he pulled down his pants. The ashes burned his knob. I had to take him to the emergency room. FML



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