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BewilderedHooker

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BewilderedHooker

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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1452
  • Number of comments : 218
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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BewilderedHooker's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my brother smoking weed. He immediately tried to hide it by dropping it down his pants, still lit. Screaming in pain, he pulled down his pants. The ashes burned his knob. I had to take him to the emergency room. FML



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