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Bethanytaylor96
  • Town/Country : Swindon, England
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 April 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 717
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Bethanytaylor96 : I love to laugh at our people's misfortunes

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Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML

#17935197
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13031) - you deserved it (37018)

On 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm - misc - by G - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my crush didn't make up a fake girlfriend to get me jealous; he made her up as a way to tell me to back off. FML

#17934833
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8915) - you deserved it (21229)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:01pm - love - by Cassidy - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

#17934817
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45299) - you deserved it (7055)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to make home made french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML

#17934685
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15729) - you deserved it (22931)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:36am - misc - by anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML

#17928381
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15796) - you deserved it (22297)

On 10/07/2011 at 3:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me. My father refused, on the basis that I'm the only person in the house with a job, and if I leave he will have to start looking for work. My boyfriend won't marry me without his permission, and my lazy father won't change his mind. FML

#17926185
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36732) - you deserved it (2897)

On 10/07/2011 at 5:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my future mother-in-law gave me advice on life. One piece of advice was that I should leave her son. FML

#17925802
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21610) - you deserved it (1657)

On 10/07/2011 at 2:41am - love - by andy1r (woman) - Bolivia (El Beni)

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

#17919318
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23348) - you deserved it (1467)

On 10/06/2011 at 11:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, a customer handed me the ankle-length hosiery she had just used to try on some shoes, and as I sat there feeling the warm dampness of them in the palm of my hand, she said "You should throw those away, I have a toe fungus." FML

#17916744
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26337) - you deserved it (2336)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML

#17916537
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11967) - you deserved it (24129)

On 10/05/2011 at 11:59pm - health - by pixiebubz - Australia

Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML

#17913530
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27252) - you deserved it (5394)

On 10/05/2011 at 7:48pm - misc - by Pookaa (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I had a job interview. The only moment I impressed the interviewer was when I talked about drama. He started to talk about a play I hadn't seen, but I decided to agree on everything he was saying. Suddenly he said, "the play doesn't actually exist." I silently left the room. FML

#17912138
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7613) - you deserved it (30660)

On 10/05/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Lyingg (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was playing video games at 2am. My guinea pig started squealing at me, and wouldn't stop until I turned out the lights and got into bed. I'm 20 years old, and I've let a rodent dictate my bedtime. FML

#17911621
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20462) - you deserved it (15232)

On 10/05/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Beeisc00l - Reserved

Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML

#17911577
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24666) - you deserved it (2492)

On 10/05/2011 at 2:52pm - money - by pvtcab (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

#17910918
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25569) - you deserved it (3608)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Hoggiebear - United States (Georgia)



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